| Kyu: Why so blue, big boy? Wanna let me cheer you up a bit? |
| Osmosis Jones: Aww hell no! I‘m doin‘ duty in a fat, sweaty dude who puts the ‘junk‘ into junk food, and even -I- ain‘t gonna touch that! |
| Kyu: Should I be worried by the fact that you prefer being inside a “fat, sweaty dude” over being inside a girl? |
| Osmosis Jones: YOU should be worried when you misread ‘STD‘ as ‘TCG‘ and try to catch‘em all! |
| Kyu: Excuse me?! I may be a slut, but I‘m a slut with standards! And unlike you, this includes hygienic standards! |
| Osmosis Jones: That‘s why every time ya get sand in ya pussy, syphilis and gonorrhea are throwin‘ a beach party? |
| Kyu: That‘s why someone who can‘t even get a proper organism shouldn‘t talk about stuff he doesn‘t know about! |
| Osmosis Jones: I know enough about germs to know you‘re the type of babe ya throw out right with the bathwater! |