Kyu Kyu:
Why so blue, big boy? Wanna let me cheer you up a bit?
Osmosis Jones 1 Osmosis Jones:
Aww hell no! I‘m doin‘ duty in a fat, sweaty dude who puts the ‘junk‘ into junk food, and even -I- ain‘t gonna touch that!
Kyu Kyu:
Should I be worried by the fact that you prefer being inside a “fat, sweaty dude” over being inside a girl?
Osmosis Jones 1 Osmosis Jones:
YOU should be worried when you misread ‘STD‘ as ‘TCG‘ and try to catch‘em all!
Kyu Kyu:
Excuse me?! I may be a slut, but I‘m a slut with standards! And unlike you, this includes hygienic standards!
Osmosis Jones 1 Osmosis Jones:
That‘s why every time ya get sand in ya pussy, syphilis and gonorrhea are throwin‘ a beach party?
Kyu Kyu:
That‘s why someone who can‘t even get a proper organism shouldn‘t talk about stuff he doesn‘t know about!
Osmosis Jones 1 Osmosis Jones:
I know enough about germs to know you‘re the type of babe ya throw out right with the bathwater!