| Master Chief: ... |
| Master Chief: Alright, what gives? Where‘s the other wrestler? |
| Vanu Infiltrator: rejoice... with the boys... |
| Master Chief: Wait. Who‘s that humming? |
| Vanu Infiltrator: Huh? |
| Vanu Infiltrator: Oh, sorry! That was me! |
| Master Chief: Where‘d you come from? Covenant tech? |
| Vanu Infiltrator: No, these are gifts from the Vanu. |
| Master Chief: The Vanu? |
| Vanu Infiltrator: The Vanu are our ancient benefactors. The only way to true unity is through the Vanu. Come, brother, let me tell you of them. |
| Master Chief: Well, what do they do? |
| Vanu Infiltrator: Do? |
| Master Chief: Yeah. What kind of tech‘d they give you? Must be unheard of for this amount of loyalty. |
| Vanu Infiltrator: Plasma weapons to punish our enemies, for one. |
| Master Chief: Plasma, huh? The Covenant used to love the stuff. Lately they‘ve moved more into standard issue needles and fuel rods. |
| Vanu Infiltrator: ... |
| Vanu Infiltrator: Vanu gave us anti-gravity, so that we might kite our opponents, and ride our tanks inside bases clearly not designed to allow such a thing. |
| Master Chief: Anti-gravity, huh? Big time favorite of the Covenant. We use it a lot, too, to be honest. Like, for ball games. |
| Vanu Infiltrator: ... |
| Vanu Infiltrator: YEAH WELL THE VANU GAVE US UHH UNBEATABLE WRESTLING MOVES TO DEFEAT INFIDELS LIKE YOU |
| Master Chief: They did, did they? Let‘s see you prove it, buttercup. |