Master Chief Master Chief:
...
Master Chief Master Chief:
Alright, what gives? Where‘s the other wrestler?
vs transparent Vanu Infiltrator:
rejoice... with the boys...
Master Chief Master Chief:
Wait. Who‘s that humming?
vs transparent Vanu Infiltrator:
Huh?
default Vanu Infiltrator:
Oh, sorry! That was me!
Master Chief Master Chief:
Where‘d you come from? Covenant tech?
default Vanu Infiltrator:
No, these are gifts from the Vanu.
Master Chief Master Chief:
The Vanu?
default Vanu Infiltrator:
The Vanu are our ancient benefactors. The only way to true unity is through the Vanu. Come, brother, let me tell you of them.
Master Chief Master Chief:
Well, what do they do?
default Vanu Infiltrator:
Do?
Master Chief Master Chief:
Yeah. What kind of tech‘d they give you? Must be unheard of for this amount of loyalty.
default Vanu Infiltrator:
Plasma weapons to punish our enemies, for one.
Master Chief Master Chief:
Plasma, huh? The Covenant used to love the stuff. Lately they‘ve moved more into standard issue needles and fuel rods.
default Vanu Infiltrator:
...
zoom Vanu Infiltrator:
Vanu gave us anti-gravity, so that we might kite our opponents, and ride our tanks inside bases clearly not designed to allow such a thing.
Master Chief Master Chief:
Anti-gravity, huh? Big time favorite of the Covenant. We use it a lot, too, to be honest. Like, for ball games.
zoom Vanu Infiltrator:
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vs triggered Vanu Infiltrator:
YEAH WELL THE VANU GAVE US UHH UNBEATABLE WRESTLING MOVES TO DEFEAT INFIDELS LIKE YOU
Master Chief Master Chief:
They did, did they? Let‘s see you prove it, buttercup.